yesampersand:

Oh my god, it’s thundering outside again in NYC! Sing with me Thunder Buddies!

When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared.  Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words:  “Fuck you, thunder!  You can suck my dick!  You can’t get me thunder  ‘cause you’re just God’s farts!” 

My nigga I need people to follow me on here 

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

Walls

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